‘So, what do you think?’ said my grinning boyfriend. ‘Fancy a couple of nights there?’ The ‘there’ he was referring to was Cap D’Agde, AKA the world’s biggest naturist and ‘lifestyle’ resort and village situated in the South of France. It might be important to note that in this context ‘lifestyle’ absolutely does not mean statement vase shopping suggestions and recipes for table-scaped dinner parties. Here ‘lifestyle’ is a catch-all (pun not intended – safe sex is de rigeur) euphemism for what the French would loftily refer to as being ‘a libertine’ and we’d call the less melodic ‘swinger’.
To rewind somewhat, we…
